THE VAN TABLE · SERIES 1 · EPISODE 7
Dead Good Ideas Return
David turns 58, Alison attempts a lemon drizzle cake with unexpected consequences, and an old idea called Harveste starts climbing back out of the graveyard. We also talk honesty boxes, Beyla's Beasts, the kids' latest obsessions, the end of our Scottish season and Portugal slowly coming back into view.
Recorded: 6 September 2026
Location: Scottish Highlands
Duration: 26 minutes
Featuring: David Stanley & Alison
Topics: Van life · Family life · Birthdays · Harveste · Honesty boxes · Dead Good Ideas Graveyard · Stomplings · Beyla's Beasts · Scotland · Portugal · Olive trees · Kids · YouTube · Knitting
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About this episode
David is now 58.
To celebrate, Alison made a lemon drizzle cake which somehow became a burnt raspberry chocolate ganache cake.
He ate most of it anyway.
From there we wander into the Dead Good Ideas Graveyard, where one old idea has started moving again.
Harveste began with a simple frustration: food growing everywhere, produce going unused and no easy way for people nearby to know it exists.
The latest version starts much smaller.
Honesty boxes.
Find them, see what they sell, see whether they're stocked and create the beginnings of something bigger without trying to build the entire food system on day one.
We also talk about another project from the graveyard, Stomplings, Beyla's first wildlife video, Wolf's relationship with YouTube, Scotland beginning to wind down and what might be waiting for us when we finally get back to Portugal.
Around the table
- David turns 58
- Finding a six-year-old birthday twin
- Alison's disastrous lemon drizzle cake
- Raspberry and ginger jam
- The Dead Good Ideas Graveyard
- Why wasted fruit in Portugal started the Harveste idea
- Honesty boxes as the first practical version of Harveste
- Why app builders nearly killed the idea again
- Deciding to build it ourselves instead
- Stomplings and gamified nature walks for children
- Why time with the kids matters more than building everything at once
- Beyla's Beasts and the first Wendigo hunt video
- Wolf's brief starring role and emergency edit
- Trying to reduce mindless YouTube watching
- Scotland moving into autumn
- Portugal coming back onto the horizon
- Olive pruning, fallen trees and what might be waiting on the mountain
- The number one Portugal priority: build the kids a treehouse
- Alison learns to knit two socks at once
The Dead Good Ideas Graveyard
We have a habit of coming up with ideas, getting excited about them and then discovering that time, money or actual life has other plans.
Some deserve to stay buried.
Some don't.
Harveste is one of the ideas we're bringing back.
The original thought came from Portugal, where we kept seeing olives, oranges and other fruit growing in huge quantities while plenty of it simply went unused.
At the same time, people were still buying imported produce from supermarkets.
That disconnect stuck in my head.
Harveste starts smaller
The original Harveste idea became too large and too expensive.
So this time we're starting with something much simpler: honesty boxes.
We see them all over the Highlands, and people staying or eating nearby often want to know where they are.
The first version is about creating a useful map and database: where the honesty box is, what it sells, whether it has stock and enough information for somebody nearby to actually find it.
If that works, we can build from there.
The important bit is not trying to build every future idea at once.
One useful thing first.
Two days trying to put one pin on a map
The latest generation of AI app builders promised that we could describe what we wanted and have it built for us.
That wasn't quite our experience.
The front end could look convincing, but behind it were missing data fields, integrations, paywalls and plenty of manual work.
After spending two days failing to get one reliable map pin working, we changed direction.
Instead of paying for increasingly complicated builders, we're building the project ourselves and hosting it alongside the other things we already run.
Another idea from the graveyard: Stomplings
Stomplings was a kids' walking idea we built previously.
The aim was to turn walks into something children could interact with: spotting wildlife, plants and other things along the way, recording what they found and making exploration feel more like a game.
It worked.
What didn't work was trying to build everything while also running a business and raising four children.
So Stomplings may return too.
Just not at the same time as everything else.
Beyla's Beasts
Beyla now has her own YouTube channel built around something she genuinely loves: animals and wildlife.
Her first video is a Wendigo hunt, inspired partly by a creature from a Roblox game the kids have been playing.
We went out, filmed it and edited it together.
Wolf also managed to become a memorable part of the episode by deciding that the middle of filming was the perfect time for what can politely be described as a wild wee.
That section did not make the final cut.
Portugal is back on the horizon
We're now into the final stretch of our Scottish season.
Autumn is arriving, work is beginning to slow and Portugal is about two months away.
We're looking forward to getting back, but we're also slightly curious about what state everything will be in.
Last time we left, around 55 trees had come down in bad weather.
There are olive trees to check, ground to prepare for next year and plenty of pruning still to do.
But Alison has already established the first priority.
Build the kids a treehouse.
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Notes from Dave
This one was recorded very late after work, so it's shorter and slightly sleepier than usual.
We record from a handful of bullet points and then wander wherever the conversation goes.
Harveste is still being built. Everything we talk about in this episode is where the idea stands now, not a promise that every feature mentioned will exist tomorrow.
Episode 7 also contains the first signs that our Scottish season is beginning to wind down.
Portugal isn't quite here yet. But it's getting closer.
Episode notes & transcript
00:00 — David is 58
We start with David's birthday, unwanted Facebook attention
and the discovery of a six-year-old birthday twin.
00:49 — Recording at midnight
We explain why The Van Table is regularly recorded
absurdly late after work and getting the kids to bed.
01:10 — The murder background
Alison decides the sheet hiding the old caravan curtains
may actually look worse than the curtains.
03:05 — Alison destroys a cake
A planned lemon drizzle cake turns into
a burnt raspberry chocolate ganache cake
after the middle pours out and gets baked again.
04:54 — Raspberry and ginger jam
The cake may have struggled, but the jam works.
We also discuss the luxury of owning an ice cream machine
while temporarily living in a static caravan.
06:09 — Dead Good Ideas Graveyard
We finally reach one of the planned topics:
old ideas that disappeared and may now be coming back.
06:31 — Where Harveste started
The original idea came from seeing huge amounts of fruit
and olives in Portugal going unused while shops still sold
imported produce.
10:15 — Honesty boxes
Harveste returns in a much simpler form:
start by mapping honesty boxes and showing people
what they sell and whether they're stocked.
11:33 — AI app builders versus reality
We talk about the gap between
"build an app in thirty seconds" marketing
and the considerably less magical reality.
12:31 — One pin, two days
After two days of testing app builders
and still struggling to get one reliable pin on a map,
the decision is made to build it ourselves instead.
12:57 — Shameless plug
DavidStanley.me gets its inevitable mention,
along with the website, podcast pages and Alison's books.
13:20 — Stomplings
Another old project resurfaces:
gamified walks for children with nature spotting
and exploration built into them.
14:28 — Why some projects stop
Sometimes an idea isn't bad.
There simply isn't enough time to build everything
while working and raising four children.
14:41 — Eight summers
The conversation turns to how quickly childhood disappears
and why time with the kids matters more than endlessly working.
16:05 — One idea at a time
Harveste's honesty-box map is the current project.
Stomplings can wait.
16:53 — Beyla's Beasts
Beyla's first wildlife video is out,
beginning with a hunt for a mythical Wendigo.
17:16 — Roblox education
David attempts to understand the game
that inspired the Wendigo obsession
and recalls dying after attacking a wolf.
18:20 — Wolf steals the scene
Wolf decides filming in the river is the perfect moment
for a wild wee, forcing a rapid camera move
and an emergency edit.
19:05 — De-YouTubing
We talk about trying to reduce mindless YouTube watching
after one of the kids drifts from educational videos
into endless viewing.
19:45 — Scotland is turning
September has arrived.
The midges are still hanging on,
but autumn and the end of the season are beginning to show.
20:57 — Portugal
The Scottish season is winding down
and Portugal is now about two months away.
21:13 — Friends waiting in Portugal
Friends are already asking when we're coming back,
while we wonder what state the land will be in.
22:39 — Olive trees
There are around a hundred olive trees still to prune
and plenty of curiosity about whether last year's hard pruning worked.
24:28 — Fifty-five fallen trees
We remember the storm damage waiting for us last time
and wonder what the mountain looks like now.
24:48 — Number one priority
Apparently the most important job when we get back
is not agriculture, repairs or land management.
It's building the kids a treehouse.
25:08 — What have we learned?
Alison has learned how not to bake a cake
and how to knit two socks at the same time.
26:00 — End of Episode 7
Harveste may work or it may not.
Portugal is coming.
The kids will cause havoc.
We'll see what survives until Episode 8.